fuckyeahdementia:

Name ten things that aren’t Skrillex

alexhasa:

Perishables! Come Congregate in the Cold!

Little Hot Waves, Or, Let’s Get Brain Cancer While We Wait For The Popcorn

Mix Your Drinks! (Stir! Whip! Purée!)

A Configuration of Whisks Which, When Activated, Allow Sufjan Stevens to Cook a Fluffier Omelette

Toaster (For the Toastless)

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maiathelight:

okay so I have absolutely NO clue what this is or what it’s for but I APPROVE

10 days till I get to hold this!

KENDRA KENDRA

What in the…

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lightinthewoods:

wow that post was really long no one’s gonna read that

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This is odd, but I thought you should know that I usually read all of your posts, even the ridiculously long ones.

Because you’re interesting and though we haven’t hung out all that much I’m quite fond of you.

And I support your love of ducks and England and Minnesota.

And that’s all I gotta say.

butitmight:

• Your ability to memorize mostly useless things
• Your ability to regurgitate information in the way others want you to
• Your ability to understand what adults want from you and give it to them
• Your tolerance for working on tasks you don’t find useful because others want you to…

fuckyeahdementia:

did i fucking stutter?

My still-burning childhood dream.

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Homesiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

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lightinthewoods:

No One’s Ever Online: A Study Abroad Story

Tumblr is dangerous, and this is why:

A. I just spent two hours trying to catch up on a week’s worth of tumblr. I’m only following like 35 people. Tumblr, you’re full of crap.

B. Tumblr, with all of my friends on it and all the Minneapolis/Augsburg related things I follow, makes me forget I’m in India. It will probably make me extra sad tonight and I will probably extra hate the rickshaw wala tomorrow.

Dem rickshaw walas. Fuck the lot of em.

After India: face metal.

maiathelight:

lightinthewoods:

an actual abbreviation of an actual sociology class at my university

it stands for philosophy & methodology

but man

so perfect

THIS IS PERFECTO 

This reminds me of a certain professor I know.